4 Golongan L.E.L.A.K.I

Di akhirat nanti ada 4 golongan lelaki yg akan ditarik masuk  ke neraka oleh wanita. Lelaki itu adalah mereka yg tidak memberikan  hak kpd wanita dan tidak menjaga amanah itu. Mereka ialah: 

1. Ayahnya 
Apabila seseorang yg  bergelar ayah tidak mempedulikan anak2 perempuannya didunia. Dia  tidak memberikan segala keperluan agama seperti mengajar  solat,mengaji dan sebagainya Dia membiarkan anak2 perempuannya  tidak menutup aurat. Tidak cukup kalau dgn hanya memberi kemewahan dunia sahaja. Maka dia akan ditarik keneraka oleh  anaknya. 

(p/s; Duhai lelaki yg bergelar ayah,  bagaimanakah hal keadaan anak perempuanmu sekarang?. Adakah  kau mengajarnya bersolat & saum?..menutup aurat?..pengetahuan agama?.. Jika tidak cukup salah satunya, maka  bersedialah utk menjadi bahan bakar neraka jahanam.) 

2. Suaminya 
Apabila sang suami tidak  mempedulikan tindak tanduk isterinya. Bergaul! bebas di pejabat,  memperhiaskan diri bukan utk suami tapi utk pandangan kaum lelaki  yg bukan mahram. Apabila suami mendiam diri walaupun  seorang yg alim dimana solatnya tidak pernah bertangguh, saumnya  tidak tinggal, maka dia akan turut ditarik oleh isterinya  bersama-sama ke dlm neraka.

(p/s; Duhai  lelaki yg bergelar suami, bagaimanakah hal keadaan isteri  tercintamu sekarang?. Dimanakah dia?Bagaimana akhlaknya? Jika  tidak kau menjaganya mengikut ketetapan syari'at, maka terimalah  hakikat yg kau akan sehidup semati bersamanya di  'taman' neraka sana .) 

3. Abang-abangnya 
Apabila ayahnya sudah tiada,tanggungjawab menjaga maruah wanita jatuh ke bahu abang-abangnya dan saudara lelakinya.  Jikalau mereka hanya mementingkan keluarganya sahaja dan adiknya  dibiar melencong dari ajaran Islam,tunggulah tarikan adiknya di  akhirat kelak. 

(p/s; Duhai lelaki yg  mempunyai adik perempuan, jgn hanya menjaga amalmu, dan jgn ingat  kau terlepas...kau juga akan dipertanggungjawabk an  diakhirat kelak...jika membiarkan adikmu bergelumang dgn maksiat... dan tidak menutup aurat.) 

4. Anak2  lelakinya 
Apabila seorang anak tidak menasihati  seorang ibu perihal kelakuan yg haram disisi Islam. bila  ibu membuat kemungkaran mengumpat, memfitnah, mengata  dan sebagainya.. .maka anak itu akan disoal dan  dipertanggungjawabk an di akhirat kelak....dan nantikan tarikan  ibunya ke neraka. 

(p/s; Duhai anak2 lelaki....  sayangilah ibumu....nasihatila h dia jika tersalah atau terlupa....  krn ibu 
juga insan biasa.... x lepas dr melakukan dosa...selamatkanla h dia dr menjadi 'kayu api' neraka....jika 
tidak,  kau juga akan ditarik menjadi penemannya.) 

Lihatlah.... ..betapa hebatnya tarikan wanita bukan sahaja di dunia  malah diakhirat pun tarikannya begitu hebat. Maka kaum lelaki yg  bergelar ayah/suami/abang atau anak harus memainkan peranan  mereka. 

Firman Allah S.W.T; 

'Hai anak Adam, peliharalah diri kamu serta ahlimu dari api neraka  dimana bahan bakarnya ialah manusia, jin dan batu-batu...' 

Little Lips Print

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that there had to be something done about it.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She then explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then used it to clean the mirror. Needless to say, there have been no lip prints on the mirror since!

Memory Problem!

It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful; they come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it. Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he tends the garden.

Neighbor asks, "Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that memory course you liked so much?"

Ed replies, "Well, it was...hmmm...let me think a minute... What's the name of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems...?

Neighbor says, "You mean a rose?"

Ed replies, "Yeah, that's it!...(shouting toward house) Hey, Rose, what was that memory course instructor's name?

Interviewing Crazy..

Lamenyer blog ni mati since last year i believe..huhu.i will try my best to give it a life again.hee..so, for da beginning, here i wrote a jokes that i read from one website (i dont remember which website though..huhu) have fun while reading!

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.

The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first.

"Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?

'The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful."

"Marvelous," said the head of the institution.

"Or else," ruminated the inmate. "I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one's life in bringing up a new generation of scientists."

"Absolutely," said the head.

"Then again, I might write. There is considerable need for books on science for the general public. Or I might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution."

"An interesting possibility," said the head."And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to be a teakettle."