British English VS Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk.?
Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

EnjiT - enJiT sEmUT

http://www.happeepill.com/cartoons/enjetsemut/enjet.htm

cuba la klik..kot2 tgh boring takde keje ke.or terlampau byk keje sgt spi streess..hihi..terigt zmn2 kanak2 riang gumbira dulu

isH..iSh..Ader kE paTuT..

KASIH SAYANG SEORG SUAMI

Arghhh...sungguh tersentuh kisah ini...!!!

Pak Mat adalah seorang penduduk sebuah pondok di Selatan Thailand. Pada pertengahan bulan Mei yang lalu isterinya yang bernama Maznah telah meninggal dunia kerana diserang penyakit jantung.Pak Mat yang berusia menjangkau empat puluhan telah diperhatikan oleh jiran-jirannya agak luar biasa iaitu beliau telah pergi ke kubur isterinya sebanyak tiga kali sehari. Pak Mat pergi pada waktu pagi, tengah hari dan petang untuk menyiram kubur isterinya lebih dari dua minggu secara berterusan. Ada setengah dari jiran dan penduduk tempatan beranggapan Pak Mat begitu cintakan isterinya.Seorang saudaranya yang terdekat telah berkata,"Awak ni terlalu sangat cintakan isteri sehingga sanggup berbuat demikian, yang mana tak ada siapa lagi di kampung ini buat begitu." Pak Mat menjawab,"sebenarnya sebelum Maznah hendak menghembuskan nafas yang terakhirnya,beliau telah berpesan kepada saya, kalau hendak kahwin pun tunggulah sehingga rumput di kuburnya tumbuh dahulu.""Oleh yang demikian saya terpaksa siramkuburnya supaya rumput cepat tumbuh......"

"The right man is the one who seize moment"

-JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE-

LivErPooL GiG suPErB!!

Tak sangka..Malaysian in UK nih sgt berbakat. All of them have real potential to be a Malaysian Band.. Hopefully, bakat diorg sumer nih tak la disia2kan ke simpang yang lain.. :) There's 6 bands performed malam tuh and only 5pnd charges. Memang worth la g. Tak rasa rugi pon. Lagu sume best2..

"All succesful people are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose"

-BRIAN TRACY-

PeNat TapI bEsT !!

Seronoknya dapat berkumpul and sama2 celebrate chinese new year ngn warga Malaysian kat sini.. Bak kata Lopes, 'eat..eat..and eat again..' Teringat kat family n kwn2 kat Malaysia..

Paling best bila dpt bergambar..gila sakan..lebih2 lg sume children kat sini..seronok betul :).Sara.. Comel betul..Sangat bergaya..Dah besar nnt boleh jadi model iklan..hihi..

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!

coNfidENt!!

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined"

-HENRY DAVID THOREAU-

LoNely dAY

System of a down - lonely day
Uploaded by lindzeepoete

Such a lonely day
And it’s mine
The most loneliest day (in) my life

Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It’s a day that I can't stand

The most loneliest day (in) my life
The most loneliest day (in) my life

Such a lonely day
Shouldn’t exist
It's a day that I’ll never miss

Such a lonely day
And it’s mine
The most loneliest day (in) my life

And if you go,
I wanna go with you
And if you die,
I wanna die with you
Take your hand and walk away

The most loneliest day (in) my life
The most loneliest day (in) my life
The most loneliest day (in) my life

Such a lonely day
And it’s mine
It’s a day that I’m glad I survived

Malam yang sepi

Dah hampir jam 5pg..Masih tak tdo lg.huh..sgt letih n boring.Time nih la terigt sumer member n family..even member yg dekat pon takde pluang nak jumpa..malang sungguh..

Hidup mmg indah bila dikongsi bersama org2 yang disayang dan yg menyayangi kita, kan?

' Change the way you look at things, and the things you look at change'

-DR WAYNE W DYER-

AsSembLY or AssEmbLer??

Dis week, lecture about programming stuff.. Huh. Igtkan dah tak usik lg sumer tuh. Dah lupa dah.. Kena studi balik. Ader ke patut 3 language kn blaja in one week. Huh. Sungguh tidak berperikemanusiaan.. Haha. So, malam nih,bermula la sesi studi maut ku di library. Ntah studi ke tidak nih.. Dengan semangat yg membara nih, harap2 dapatla ingatan ini kembali ke asal.. Amin..

"If you can dream, you can do it"
-WALT DISNEY FILM MAKER-

Ape nAk bUat kALo TaK bOLeh TidO??

1. Garu kepala
2. Baca buku sejarah
3. Bukak tingkap besar2 kasi angin masuk,pas tuh duk dlm selimut..tutup semua lampu.sure tido nyer
4. Tengok TV
5. Buat air susu
6. Buat2 meguap berkali-kali
7. Kacau adik yang tgh tido kat sebelah tuh
8. Buat solat Tahajud
9. Masak utk sarapan esok
10. Last skali, tulis blog.. Hahaha

KaBuS RibUT